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An Atheist Experiment

  • Apr. 16th, 2004 at 12:58 PM
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I decided to do some laundry and I discovered that there are those Awake! and Watchtower magazines (which are published and distributed by Jehovah's Witnesses) in our community laundry room. I've seen them there before, and I leave them alone even though it pisses me off.

I'm sure this statement won't make me popular with some people, but I honestly think that joining a Jehovah's Witness church is as dangerous as joining most cults out there. I don't say this because I think they're "weird" (though it is weird that a JW is supposed refuse blood transfusions on a religious basis, even on the edge of death), but because I've known a couple people who were Jehovah's Witnesses and I feared for them. One of them even attempted suicide when he suspected he might be gay, because of how drastically extreme the JW ideals are. And I know at least one person who was raised JW and she thinks of it as a cult now. So this is part of why, today, I started to throw these in the trash then stopped because of the following two thoughts:

#1: These might belong to someone. Maybe they keep them here so they can read when they come out to do laundry.
#2: Even though they're screwed up, they have a right to publish this stuff, and I guess it's legal to leave it in public places.... but wait, that means I can do the same.

Thus begins the Atheist Pamphlet Experiment.

I decided that if they get to spread their extremist views, I would spread the other extremist view: that there's no God at all. I never ever ever tell people what they should and shouldn't believe, but I thought both views needed to be represented here.

I had these funny little cut and fold pamphlets that I'd printed from Normal Bob Smith's page. So I simply placed them with the JW magazines, as seen here:
Thank you, Normal Bob!
12:00 noon, April 1, 2004.
How long will these atheist pamphlets last in the bible belt????


(You can see the pamphlets in detail here, I used the first two.)

So, the point of this? Really, my own amusement. I'm curious to see how long they'll last. This is, after all, the freaking bible belt. I'm guessing they'll be torn up and in the trash by tomorrow. There's no way they'll last through the usual evening laundry hours tonight.

I'm thinking I should start doing such experiments in general. I think it would be highly amusing to document. And I'm sure Normal Bob would get a kick out of it, too.

See the results here.

Comments

[info]c0c0c0 wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 10:59 am (UTC)
the JW leave them in my laundry room too - I rip them up and put them in the trash everytime I see them.
[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:05 am (UTC)
It really bugs me. They're so scary extreme. There are plenty of religions I think are "out there," but this is one of the few that frighten me at the thought of people I care about getting sucked in.

The only thing that makes them not a cult is that they're not centered around one living person who's influence wore off once dead.
[info]enigmaticsteak wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:12 am (UTC)
Guerilla performance art?


[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:20 am (UTC)
Haha, rock!
[info]surlygrl wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:17 am (UTC)
These are great! Sometimes Mormons would come to my college campus and try to preach, which was really strange because religion is particularly unpopular at Reed.

One day I got the idea in my head that door-to-door philosophy would be pretty funny. I suggested to my phil. major friend that we go around the neighborhood, knocking on doors, saying "Hello, I'm Molly and this is Nathaniel, and we'd like to talk to you about Nietzsche..."

I think if done right it could be really fantastic.

Actually, the Mormons were walking around campus one Halloween and tried to give me their bible, but I told them it would be better if they gave it to someone else because I didn't believe in god. That night, I went to a Halloween party and some guy showed up who had taken their book and used it as part of his costume. He dressed up as one of them!

What I really wanted to post here, though, was that I casually collect religious propaganda and one of my favorite pieces is a little pamphlet called "The Atheist Test." It features a hilarious diagram of a banana, pointing out how it was designed specifically for human consumption, therefore, evolution didn't happen.
[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:23 am (UTC)
I love these pamphlets. They crack me up. :)

And I love your door-to-door philosophy idea!!! Too damn funny! Especially if you go into that theory about how things don't exist if you can't perceive them.... that'd be hilarious, standing on there threshold and being like, "Once you close this door, we cease to exist for you."

Oh, I've never seen that banana thing. Sounds too funny!
[info]corwinok wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 05:26 pm (UTC)
Woo! You need to try that door to door philosophy at my complex. I have no idea how anyone else would react, but if someone came to my door saying that, I'd invite them in and break out the good scotch :)
[info]thewrongman wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)
Seems to me that these pamphlets are just a smidge stupider than Chick Tracts, but way more offensive. What exactely are you trying to accomplish other than pissing people off or possibly feeling a bit more smug?
[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 12:08 pm (UTC)
So, the point of this? Really, my own amusement. I'm curious to see how long they'll last. This is, after all, the freaking bible belt. I'm guessing they'll be torn up and in the trash by tomorrow.

I never said this was a humanitarian act, Trent. And I don't have to be held up to such an expectation.
[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 01:01 pm (UTC)
Oh, and BTW, they're supposed to mock Christian handouts, which is why you automatically compare them to "Chick Tracts." Half the point is to be reminded of those. It's part of what makes them amusing.
[info]corwinok wrote:
Apr. 16th, 2004 05:29 pm (UTC)
You rock!
I stand in awe of your inspiration. I should have come up with it myself :) But now that you've started it, I think I may have to join the cause and sneak out to our laundry room late tonight with a few.
[info]keybler wrote:
Apr. 17th, 2004 07:51 am (UTC)
Your so funny! I like the way you think :P
[info]lizzistardust wrote:
Apr. 17th, 2004 08:18 am (UTC)
Thanks!!! :D